So, I've decided that I had/have the flu. Wow, it is not nearly as cool as people say it is. You know, how it's what all the birds are doing and stuff. Ha! No. Not really.
Basically, it makes you feel awful. And if you go to a hospital, you may get the fun of playing IV roulette, where the doctor hooks you to a bag of yellow fluid, and you try to guess what's in it. At the same time, add an unidentified pain-killing narcotic, and attempt to see what happens. Answer: Nothing for 2.5 hours, and then you go home. Good times.
Medical care is always scary, but frankly, not speaking the same language as your doctor adds a bit of 'oomph' to the fun of being in the hospital. I would not recommend it. The good news is that I feel much better now...
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I'm glad you're feeling better. Hopefully you've learned your lesson and will not get the flu again, now that you know it's NOT a barrel of monkeys after all.
Yeah. So, no more flu for you, young man.
Mmmmnnn, unidentified drugs are *always* an interesting experience. Next time, save some money and just check your neighbor's cabinet. Who knows what you'll find??? ;-)
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